Inspired ❤️ I can’t take credit for this unfortunately.
Choose hand sanitiser.
Choose face masks from poundland.
Choose more Andrex than a family can use in a year.
Choose a fucking big sack of rice from that weird ethnic aisle in the supermarket.
Choose tinned tomatoes, painkillers, bottles of water and electronic thermometers.
Choose your health, just yours, fuck everyone else.
Choose to stare at anyone who dares to cough with a look of pure hatred but not actually say anything.
Choose to stay at home.
Choose to avoid your friends.
Choose to cancel your holiday and unpack your fucking luggage.
Choose Ocado, Just-Eat and Amazon prime.
Choose a DIY hazmat suit wondering if you should start going to church on a Sunday morning.
Choose self isolation, sitting on that couch all day watching BBC news channel for the latest fucking death count.
Choose rotting away until the end of it all, pishing into lucozade bottles so you don’t have to use the same toilet as the selfish bastards in your house that aren’t being as thorough as yourself.
Choose your future.
I chose not to choose this life… I got a fucking grip!